This 5G Protection Hat Is So Rad

Three questions.

1. Are you worried about the effects of 5g on your brain, health, wellness, and overall well-being?
2. Do you wear a hat?
3. Do you like your hat to be cool and awesome?

If you answered yes to two or more of these questions, you need to check out this hat from Alexandra Cassaniti of Software.

5g Dangers? Not today.

Software is worried about the effects of 5g on the brain, so they designed this really dope hat wrapped with stainless-steel thread to protect from the possibility of harmful rays being beamed into your dome.

Pure genius. I don't really have an opinion on the 5g thing. Part of me thinks Cassaniti is being ironic here but most of me thinks she isn't, because if she was how we even know? And if 5g is actually zapping our brains, well that just sucks and I will be the first to say it.

Regardless, I think this is one of the coolest hats I've seen and I would buy it no matter what. Like, why not take precautions, dude?

I really hope 5g dangers are being nullified by aliens. Until then, wear this.

I really hope 5g doesn't have horrible effects on the brain, and if it does, that those effects are being nullified by a team of Plaedian Scientists monitoring earth in a low-atmosphere triangular spacecraft.

However, I would wear this hat regardless and I think you should too. I was literally the first kid in Bangor Maine to ever wear a bike helmet, and that looked like a big yellow mango perched on my head and resulted in mad teasing but I just owned it. So you know I have no problem at all with dome protection that actually looks as cool as this!

Kudos to Software for this great design.