Heavily Caffeinated Men's Xmas Gift Guides: Sunglasses
Christmas sunglasses for your boy (men.)
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ATTENTION CORTISVERSE: Your boyZ are FULLY ZOOTED on single-origin Ethiopian beans and ready to UNLEASH the most FORENSICALLY RESEARCHED, COSMICALLY CORRECT gift guide to ever grace your screens!!We're talking GOD-TIER PRESENTS that'll have your gift recipients ASCENDING TO NEW PLANES OF EXISTENCE.
Listen up beautiful maniacs: This isn't your aunt Carol's basic department store roundup—we've spent COUNTLESS SLEEPLESS NIGHTS investigating the most PRESTIGIOUS JAWNZ, GOD-LEVEL ACCESSORIES, and RARE-AIR GEAR that'll turn any regular degular gift exchange into a CERTIFIED MOMENTS-IN-HISTORY situation!!
Whether you're shopping for your impossibly stylish homie who's already got everything, your pops who deserves to LEVEL UP his everyday carry, or just trying to send some hints about what YOU want (we see you, and we respect the hustle), this guide is MATHEMATICALLY ENGINEERED to deliver maximum gift-giving impact!!
Time to put the "LIT" in "ELITE" and the "PRESENTS" in "UNPRECEDENTED"!! Let's cook!
First up: shades.
PURE RENEWABLE SWAG
Sunglasses ain’t just about shielding those precious peepers—they’re the ORIGINAL COOL-MAKER, a vibe amplifier par excellence. Whether you’re shopping for a legend in your life or dialing in your own WRAPAROUND ENERGY, this section is PACKED with crispy, sparkling heat.
From shades dripping with retro sauce to new frames that scream BIG SOLAR BOSS ENERGY, these picks will keep the wearer basking in style while flexin’ on that heliology game. Let’s transform UV rays into PURE RENEWABLE SWAG
Alves - Forest Green
Alves is a combination of two distinct classic styles: the Wellington style and the Boston style. The Wellington style features a tapered shape with a wider top and a narrower bottom, while the Boston style is characterized by a rounded and inverted triangular shape.This style is rooted in the American culture of the
Drypond Eyewear
Ashland Metal Sunglasses | Gold Walnut | G15 Polarized | Shwood
A modern navigator with a subtle natural twist, the Ashland combines lightweight stainless steel with hardwood temple accents. Ultra-thin stainless steel Genuine wood dowels 3-barrel German hinges Premium CR-39 lens 100% UVA/UVB protection Custom travel case Microfiber cleaning cloth 1-year warranty Measurements: 56 -
Shwood
Aura Acetate Sunglasses
Sustainability meets style. The Aura exudes octagonal elegance with its geometric frame and fade lenses.
Tiff Hoff
Garrett Leight x Metalwood Chrome MP-14 Sun Chrome/Red Mirror
Cured cellulose acetate frame with stainless steel core wire Mineral glass lenses with UV protection & AR coating Five barrel hinges with real rivets Standard GLCO case Eye 46mm bridge 22mm temple 145mm
Garrett Leight
Jacques Marie Mage | Lankaster Sun | Visionist
Shop Jacques Marie Mage Lankaster Sun at Visionist. Find best selling eyeglasses and sunglasses, styling assistance, and precision vision correction.
Jacques Marie Mage
3sixteen P3 Round SP-01 Sunglasses Black/Green
Elevate your eyewear game with this meticulously 3sixteen handcrafted frame, made in Italy from 8mm bio-circular acetate. The design showcases a sophisticated interplay of polished and raw finishes, adding depth and visual intrigue. The arms are secured with premium 5-barrel German steel hinges, featuring functional triangular rivets and coated safety screws for durability. Subtle branding is achieved through metallic logos on the outer temple tips, while the inner temples boast laser-etched Japanese wave patterns for an added touch of elegance. This frame is compatible with prescription lenses, which can be fitted by a licensed optician. Crafted in a family-owned factory in Valdobbiadene, Italy, this eyewear represents the pinnacle of artisanal craftsmanship. The frame features a classic round shape, enhanced by a mid-century-inspired keyhole nose bridge, perfect for those with a taste for timeless design. For the history enthusiasts, the ‘P’ denotes ‘pantoscopic’—referring to the angle at which the frame tilts towards the cheeks—while the ‘3’ indicates the 3mm difference between lens width and height (47mm width and 44mm height). Unlike conventional acetate, which relies on petroleum-based ingredients, 3sixteen’s ‘bio-circular’ acetate replaces them with recycled acetic anhydride, making this frame 100% biodegradable and an eco-conscious choice for the discerning wearer.
3SIXTEEN
S.K. Manor Hill Akila Sunglasses in Green | Wallace Mercantile Shop
Shop the latest clothing from S.K. Manor Hill. Free shipping is now available from Wallace Mercantile Shop.
S.K. Manor Hill
DARK BEETLE
Single-Origin, washed coffees from Finca Santa Lucila, in Nueva Segovia, Nicaragua. We source and roast this coffee to offer a smooth and full-bodied cup with low acidity. We take this coffee right to the beginning of second crack, where we find a balance of showcasing the coffee’s terroir with the bold, roasty flavor
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American Optical Pilot Sunglasses | Air Force Pilot Sunglasses
Get sunglasses that will never go out of style with the classic American Optical Pilot Sunglasses. These silver Air Force sunglasses are mil-spec quality.
Cockpit USA
Max Pittion Hugo Crown 44 Piano Black / Sun | HAVEN
The Crown Panto, named for Victor Hugo, the radical French literary legend and politician, embodies boldness in design and spirit. Crafted for daring wr…
Max Pittion
Juels - Honey Amber
Designed In Canada Handcrafted Premium Italian Cellulose acetate Silver custom wire-core CR39 lens with backside Anti-Reflective treatment 7 barrel hinge Custom leather case Size: 52 eye-22 bridge-147 temple Fit: Medium - Wide
Drypond Eyewear
Nikol Sunglasses - Nero Tortoise/Dark Smoke
The Nikol Sunglasses is a modern yet classic style with a thicker, more sculptural design. The large square temples compliment the elegant curves, and robust triple-dot hardware adds just the right amount of sophistication. Done in a Nero tortoise frame handmade from zyl acetate, with dark smoke lenses with 100% UVA/UV
Red Rabbit Trading Co. Sunglasses
Shop for the Red Rabbit Trading Co. x Maddox Optical Tortoise Shell Sunglasses at Those That Know. Priority worldwide shipping available.
Standard Sunglasses Amazon
Introducing our brand new eyewear collection, developed in collaboration with Drypond. Each pair of glasses is crafted with the utmost care, ensuring both style and sustainability. The eco-conscious acetate frame is designed to be both durable and eco-friendly, reducing your environmental footprint without sacrificing
The Real McCoy’s MA17012 Aviator, Flying Sun Gold
Something special you would like to order from The Real McCoy’s? Don’t hesitate to contact us for all special orders and we would be more than happy to oblige! Acetate sweat bar Wrap around temple Glass lens Leather case Made in Japan
The Real McCoy’s
Native Sons Dizz Gasoline / 16K Gold / GR-56 Light Grey | HAVEN
Native Sons eyewear: Bold and elegant frames with 7mm Takiron acetate and custom-fit details. Eco-friendly with lenses from Shima Optics. Handmade in Sa…
Native Sons
Canby Cactus Sunglasses
With the desert collection, we’ve mastered a new process of stabilization of natural materials. The Canby is crafted from sustainably-sourced cactus skeletons and Italian acetate.
Michael Knowlton
Ormiga Sunglasses - Black
100% Plant-based Italian Acetate Handmade Organic CR39 lens 100% UV protection Stainless steel hardware Made in Hong Kong AB2269 For information on our shipping and return policies, click here
Orgueil Sunglasses Black
An offshoot of “Osaka Five” member, Studio D’artisan, Orgueil offer collections inspired by early 20th century workwear designs. Every season Orgueil come up with some eye-catching glasses, and this year is no exception! Handcrafted in the famous Japanese eyewear city, Sabae these are an extremely limited collection.
